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Senescence(Noun): The state of being old : the process of becoming old.
Senescence was not kind to William Shatner.
Somnambulist (Noun): Someone who walks about in their sleep.
Leonard Nemoy often used the excuse of being a somnambulist to explain why he sometimes appeared in William Shatner's home to viciously kick him in the "navigational array."
Catechism (Noun): A manual giving basic instruction in a subject, usually by rote or repetition.
Dr. McCoy had an entire wall lined with vintage medical catechisms. Every one of them, with the exception of the of Dr. House novelizations, was hollowed out and bulging with bourbon.
Loupe (Noun): A small magnifying glass usually set in an eyepieces.
"Fascinating," Spock said. He removed his loupe. "It appears we have finally found Mr. Sulu's heterosexuality."
Defenestrate (Verb): To throw through or out of the window.
Dispatching your opponents through defenestration is not recommended on a starship.
Abstruse (Adjective): Not easy to understand.
Chekov's abstruse accent becomes much easier to understand after four shots of vodka.
Quotidian (Adjective): Daily.
Scotty's quotidian exercise seemed to consist of bench pressing four pallets of donuts directly into his gullet.
Prosody (Noun): The study of poetic metre and techniques.
Kirk was in the habit of flicking Spock's ears whenever he looked like he might settle down and relax with some prosody.
Senescence was not kind to William Shatner.
Somnambulist (Noun): Someone who walks about in their sleep.
Leonard Nemoy often used the excuse of being a somnambulist to explain why he sometimes appeared in William Shatner's home to viciously kick him in the "navigational array."
Catechism (Noun): A manual giving basic instruction in a subject, usually by rote or repetition.
Dr. McCoy had an entire wall lined with vintage medical catechisms. Every one of them, with the exception of the of Dr. House novelizations, was hollowed out and bulging with bourbon.
Loupe (Noun): A small magnifying glass usually set in an eyepieces.
"Fascinating," Spock said. He removed his loupe. "It appears we have finally found Mr. Sulu's heterosexuality."
Defenestrate (Verb): To throw through or out of the window.
Dispatching your opponents through defenestration is not recommended on a starship.
Abstruse (Adjective): Not easy to understand.
Chekov's abstruse accent becomes much easier to understand after four shots of vodka.
Quotidian (Adjective): Daily.
Scotty's quotidian exercise seemed to consist of bench pressing four pallets of donuts directly into his gullet.
Prosody (Noun): The study of poetic metre and techniques.
Kirk was in the habit of flicking Spock's ears whenever he looked like he might settle down and relax with some prosody.



